Can somebody please interpret this dream for me?

It goes something like this. I'm sleeping on the bus on my way to work and my briefcase is spilled. I had money in that briefcase...a lot of money but its now gone - stolen by everybody else. My suit is torn to bits. Then a bunch of goth kids beat me up. I get off the bus and try to hide. I then try to get to a police station to report the incident with my torn up clothes. My pants are now like shorts and it is cold. When I get to the police station, I report the incident and they take me to the hospital for a check-up to see if I have any injuries. After a quick stay, no injuries are found. After calling work and explaining the incident, Condeleeza Rice comes to my house and says she wants to go out with me after a bitter divorce. We go out and have fun, telling me about how she was fired from the Bush Administration. We have fun, making fun of her old job and the Prez. Then we get home and head for the sack. The dream then ends. Can anyone interpret this dream?